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My Date Goes Live Tonight on Twitter

13 Oct

We are going to try something a little different tonight. At 9pm (est) tonight, I will be tweeting live updates of my date.

You’ll be able to follow along and offer advice by tagging me in your tweets.

Follow love in the GTA on twitter to join me on my date.

Love in the GTA twitter



The Kensington Market Experiment

4 Oct


Good stuff. Yup.

Went down to Kensington market. It was pretty sweet. I’ll give you the lowdown in terms of potential for dating.

Here we go:

quality of women

Hey, not too bad! Although, my senses were blindsided by patchouli oil and dread wax.

Yes, it’s hipster central but the girls are cute and fashionable.


Alright. Kensington seems like a sweet place to bring a date. Lots of cool shops, coffee, beer. Everything you need to woo-a-bitch.

Problem: girls seem to come in packs. Gotta have a solid wingman. Still, met a few artsy girls. Very sweet.


I give Kensington Market 2.5 out of 4 as far as a place to meet the girl or guy lf your dreams.

As for me, the search continues.

Stay tuned for my public transit experiment.


Welcome to the Lonely City

22 Sep


My name is Mike. It’s short for Michael. I got to the GTA two months ago and so far so good. The only thing missing is a love life. You’d think in a city of millions, I would have met at least one person I would connect with but it hasn’t happened.

Ok ok. I know what you’re thinking. “It’s only been two months”. Fair. But I’m a doer. I’m not going to sit back and wait for things to happen. I’m ready for love (or sex, they’re pretty much the same, right?).

What I’ve Tried So Far

Well, I’ve tried the Plenty of Fish route. So far, I’ve caught nothing but rubber boots. I tried OKCupid. Cupid’s quiver is now empty. In fact, because of me Cupid retired and took a cushy job at Match.com (some upper management position).

I’m ready to try something else.

My Experiment

It’s now time for action! This blog will chronicle my attempts to find love in this lonely city. Think Sex and the City x How to Lose a Guy in Ten Days/Dumb and Dumber.

Hopefully, You can learn from my mistakes. Hopefully, you can be a part of my mission.

This is operation: Find Love in Toronto.

Stay Tuned!

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